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Damn Anticipatory Anxiety Affliction

Damn anticipatory anxiety affliction... trumps volition (mine) to don employee hat! Until the grim reaper whisks yours truly away common joe just biden his time chronologically old fogey (albeit boyish looking goodfella) at moon shadows he doth bay meanwhile stricken with dripping wet sweaty palms, perhaps attired with trademark Harris tweed this August twelfth two thousand twenty dog day, viz just the mere thought to seek part time employment - cuz I wanna supplement (social security disability) income perhaps out of desperation selling myself short on eBay unless an anonymous reader espies adept ace at foreplay i.e. whereby his linkedin word choice oft times evokes double entendre essentially this poetaster at large concocts gourmet reasonably rhyming literary cuisine - thus hip hip hooray invariably an anonymous respondent will inveigh against playful badinage, and/or perchance some grumpy humorless cat (woman) originally whose nine lives spent housed within San Jose will take objection with base (sic) lame ribaldry (mine) laughable courtesy none other than kkk, (kooky, klutzy, and kitschy tendency) who though reformed Caucasian Jew coon sitter me laughingstock, nevertheless (modesty notwithstanding) he brews the best latte this side of Schwenksville, Pennsylvania, where whiplashing, madding, and clamoring crowd fuels melee along Perkiomen trail over hills and across Atlantic Ocean eventually leads to Norway, which namesake river from “Pakihmomink,” or “where the cranberries grow.” Rather than get further bogged down with inane zeal I best steer clear of poetic poppycock courtesy imaginary wheel thus the following pablum I unveil nsync with titled malady all to real, which plight involves hyperhidrosis quite a debilitating ordeal, especially when thinking to pursue gainful employment emphatically steadfast and honest think (me) leal course this humble communicates   (hyperbolically) embodiment ideal if seeking to gain insight how I feel about myself, a tense body inept to cartwheel.

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