Daleck Dreams

Oh, I want to be a dalek Without fear or affection And with universal conquest To give my life direction. I would destroy my enemies Without pity or reflection. Oh, I want to be a dalek. I’d love to be a dalek. If I could be a dalek, Why, that would be perfection. Oh, I want to be a dalek And lead a dalek life, Take home my dalek pay cheque To my dalek little wife, Who would cook my dalek dinner Of spuds and saveloy, And we’d have dalek children, And I’d teach them to destroy, And we’d all play like daleks In our own metallic way As we raced the other daleks And crashed into other daleks Leaving broken bits of dalek On the Cahill Expressway.