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He flaunted his physical riches That made him too big for his britches Until a tight zipper So mangled his dipper It needed a full forty stitches. --- Written 28 Dec 2018 for the Bawdy Limerick contest sponsored by Tania Kitchin

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Date: 1/1/2019 10:43:00 PM
Fabulously droll ;)
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Date: 12/31/2018 10:00:00 PM
Naughty, Ed, and I love it! Congrats on two first-place limericks today.
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Date: 12/31/2018 6:26:00 PM
Not remotely surprised by your win Ed. Congrats
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Date: 12/31/2018 4:44:00 PM
hilarious Ed wish I'd thought of this one it is so darn funny!:-) many congrats on your win :-) hugs Jan xx
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Ed Morris
Date: 12/31/2018 5:24:00 PM
Thanks, Jan.
Date: 12/31/2018 4:37:00 PM
Ed this was so funny, congratulations on your winning placement!
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Ed Morris
Date: 12/31/2018 5:24:00 PM
Thank you, Tania.
Date: 12/29/2018 7:35:00 AM
Masterfully done, and no room for improvement.
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Ed Morris
Date: 12/29/2018 10:05:00 AM
Thanks, Mark.
Date: 12/28/2018 8:45:00 PM
G'day Ed … it brings a tear to my eye Ted. It'll be buttons from now on I guess - thanks Ed - Lindsay
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Date: 12/29/2018 10:04:00 AM
Laugh, cry, or take warning -- do whatever's appropriate for you. :-)
Date: 12/28/2018 6:17:00 PM
Ed, that’s right up my street... wish I’d written it. Good luck in contest.
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Ed Morris
Date: 12/28/2018 6:23:00 PM
Thank you, Terry.

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