Curse of the Single Bed

Should your wife turn and say, you should get single beds Take heed, this could be the thin end of the wedge Not wishing to be that old prophet of doom You could find, in a while, you will have your own room Then after some time, your belov-ed spouse Will insist you move on and find your own house She’ll stay in the family home that you bought She can keep all your money, they tell you in court You will end up a pauper, a vagrant or worse If ever you’re hit with the single bed curse