Cruising Van Nuys

I climbed aboard my Chevy with my Baby by my side, I started up the engine and I took her for a ride, We cruised the streets of Van Nuys; I was showing off real proud, My Chevy and my Baby, both were pleasing to the crowd. We stopped to get a burger and a root beer and some fries, She told me that she loved me, as she looked into my eyes, I felt so very happy as she told me how she felt, Another Baby 'captured' and a notch upon my belt. The ladies were the reason that I cruised the boulevard, I wanted to be 'famous', and it wasn't very hard, My Chevy and a 'Honey' were the things that made me free, Was all I ever wanted, and was all that I would be. Now, each and every moment was a pleasure and a thrill, But little did I know that it would soon be all uphill, For each and every 'Honey' understood what I was like, And soon, before I knew it, I was riding on a bike. The ladies got together and decided it was time, To teach this boy a lesson, (how I hate this lousy rhyme!), They found a way to separate me from my Chevrolet, They stole my car and blew it up, (so this is how I pay!). And now I am so humble as I ride upon my bike, I've always hated losers, now I know what it is like, No longer cruising Van Nuys, I am off to Disneyland, I'll have a talk with Mickey Mouse, and we will take a 'stand'.