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Crotches and Scotches

There once was a bold prig named Wiener who had an unsightly demeanor he took pics of his crotch after two shots of scotch "Where's his wife? Well nobodies seen her."

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Date: 1/12/2015 11:56:00 AM
Hahaha perfect nonsense. Great. My fav form. Love Debbie. take care....rajat
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Date: 6/20/2014 8:31:00 PM
hahaha great! I love your sense of humor!
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Date: 3/29/2014 1:31:00 PM
Dear Deb, I don't blame them from staying away from "Wiener." Had a great laugh reading this. Way to go, gal! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 3/27/2014 11:48:00 PM
Love love love it....but wasnt impressed with his pics..:-) :-) :-) :-)
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Date: 3/17/2014 11:50:00 AM
lol, had a good chuckle at this, Debs - congrats on your wins too : )
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Date: 3/14/2014 8:34:00 PM
Silly lady stood by his side.......(hmmm I wonder if she's still there?) This is written by the limerick queen of the soup !! love it!
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Date: 3/14/2014 7:00:00 PM
Cute poem. It can't be for St. Patrick's Day because Wiener is drinking scotch instead of Irish whiskey.
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Date: 3/14/2014 6:21:00 PM
Ha, ha! Don't botch the scotch.
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