Creative Fun

In the beginning was the void, it made God annoyed, he created the space and the sun. He then made a place called ‘The World’ in his space, then he thought ‘Now I’ll really have fun’. He planted a garden, then made him a man, then a woman to keep man amused. He then made a rule, for he thought it was cool, to keep his creations confused. But he didn’t expect that no woman’s respect would ever cause her to decline. A free lunch invite to a nice juicy bite, on God’s apple she started to dine. So God in a strop said now I will stop my creations from breaking my law. Said his garden of Eden no longer would feed ‘em, to make them all hold him in awe. Having done what he’d done he returned whence he’d come and left Adam and Eve to their sin. For he’d found in dismay that whatever you say with a woman you can never win. In the beginning was the void, it made God annoyed, he created the space and the sun. But he knows to this day, men now have to pay for the woman he made just for fun! Ivor G Davies