Crawling Down the Social Ladder

When I was born, And for the first 5 years, We lived in Brooklyn, "King's County" you should know, Then we moved to "Queen's" Yup, "Queen's County" A small step down the royal ladder, One that hardly seemed to matter Next, I went to "Nassau County", As if on a royal cruise, Maybe a royal vacation, Didn't seem like much to lose... And now I'm in "Dutchess County" And I'm startin' to see a pattern, When will end? When I finally reach Saturn?? So let's take the logical steps ahead, At least those until I'm dead.... I guess by all rights, Next will be "Earlville" in my sights, Followed by "Knight'sbridge" I would tempt to guess, You see where I'm heading? This surely is a mess... Next "Serf-town" I would predict, Any lower, and I'll be sick!! But we haven't ended our descent, Cause from there, to "Leper'sLand" I went..... I'm not even go on any further, Cause the thought becomes too scary, But if I had to venture a guess, Sometype of slimy worm, I'd think... would be Mother Nature's last jest!!!