Cowboys and Corrals

There’s a long tradition of cowboys and their pals, Watchin’ buckin’ broncos settin’ on wood corrals. It’s something they enjoys and sure ‘nuff don’t avoids— But, dern that wood is hard on their ol’ hemorrhoids! Feels like they’s sittin’ on a brandin’ iron that’s hot— It’s an awful feelin’ that ain’t too soon forgot. And ridin’ saddles ain’t much better I allows— But leastways there’s more paddin’ than them wood corrals!