Cow Urine

Cow Urine India holds the cow sacred It’s urine can cure some disease Chronic things like diabetes And cancer to name some of these Distilling the urine is vital They’ve set up a plant just for that In the nondescript village, Jangori Where herds of the cattle are at Based on demands they are planning 10 thousand liters a day But how they’re collecting the urine Nobody has yet to say Direct from the cow much like milking Or some other indirect way No matter the method I’m thinking The collectors deserve better pay The urine the science has proven Great anti-cholesterol power And India people are downing The urine though it’s taste is sour The dosage is just about 1 ounce Taken for general good health And if it gets wide-spread acceptance It’s bound to bring India wealth A news item from the All India Institute of Medical Sciences courtesy of your Uncle Mike