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Courtesy Google, I learned Dynata...mite! Constitutes the world’s largest first-party data platform for insights, activation and measurement Earlier today August 28th, 2022, a representative from aforementioned market research company fielded political questions to yours truly. The young lady at other end of telephone (little baby crying accompanied the background) peppered me with salty queries; I replied with personal feedback. Such inquiries got me thinking about countdown to 2022 midterm elections... from August 28th, 2022 at 4:59 PM Above identified important date when voters go to polls 10 weeks, 1 day, 8 hours away. Nast T. contrived Pachyderm(s) spar against Equus asinus, the former issuing trumpeting sounds emulating courtesy jabbing a loose tusk “The Art of the Deal” hip hip hooray truckling tutored toadying troopers signaling viz unfurling trunk hated votes will finagle, snaggle, wrangle... hook and crook to get their way Don auld (hold) hate inside, nor unroll your red carpet, cuz... January 20th, 2025 trumpets, return of the native (hardy) son with pen sieve (my cull) word play, when truculence becomes fashionable again yay! Tipping the scales and approximately weigh ying two hundred and fifty pounds courtesy chowing down McDonald's fish delight specially cooked up today er... rather bare'n his teeth on Sunday, when said Golden Arches patron hungrily wolfs down favorite meal, a valuable selling point fast food giant could portray. In truth, yours truly a liberal Democrat with humorous zing double entendres ahead look out when cross xing into pun one mock two zone, I gently ply hitting left field homers courtesy upswing titillating madding crowd generating suspense pulse quickening political kibitizing more left-wing versus common joe biden his time crafting moderate reasonable rhyme fulfilling personal literary quest. Two plus months hence... government of the people, by the people, for the people, will perish from the earth unless voters choose wisely when the 2022 United States elections held on Tuesday, November 8, 2022. During upcoming midterm election year, all 435 seats in the House of Representatives and 35 of the 100 seats in the Senate 36 gubernatorial seats 27 secretary of state seats and 30 attorney general seats will be contested. ... other statewide elected offices include lieutenant governor, auditor, controller and/or treasurer and more. This will be the first election affected by redistricting that followed 2020 census. All kidding aside yours truly would sooner groom Frankenstein's bride to occupy Oval Office versus tawdry, raunchy, randy, and paunchy narcissist otherwise referencing forty fifth president of United States a bonafide and certified threat to democracy, a sore loser who decried outcome of two thousand twenty election razor thin winning margin courtesy blue party electoral college elucidation edified although squabble ensued electorate fortified, nevertheless elephant in the room glorified present day divisiveness impossible mission to hide.

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