Correct Me If I'M Wrong

Correct Me If I’m Wrong By Elton Camp This poem is written for young men So that they won’t easily be taken in You must be wary of what women say So take the word of a man old and gray Their real meaning you must scrutinize Or you are sure to get a nasty surprise If she says, “Correct me if I’m wrong,” There’s only one way you can get along This request is setting you up for a trap Please be smart and don’t open your yap For if you should dare to correct her She’ll say that you don’t respect her It’s on the couch you’ll be sleeping A closed mouth better be keeping