Corporate Speak

When the president said ‘misunderestimated’ Everybody wondered, ‘was he ever educated’ But I forgive him that, for the thing that makes me ‘EEK!’ Is the mad proliferation of Corporation Speak… For thirteen years a desk paid my rent As I gave a hundred and ten percent While progress chasing, the big knobs suggested I could perhaps be more invested   They said action that And try blue sky thinking Let’s square the circle Cos floating ain’t sinking   So pick it up and run with it But bring it to the table And hit the ground running Don’t smoke in the stable Scare the ghost Feel the commotion Peel the onion Boil the ocean   If you’re out of the loop Go punch the puppy We’ll take it on board (While I punch the yuppie) So here’s the game changer Think outside the box We need joined up thinking  Heads up, shoot the fox It’s a no brainer, for it’s got legs The tastiest coffee still has dregs So find a window, bump some heads You can’t make an omelette without cracking eggs So let’s all sing from the same hymn sheet For we live in a world full of corporate speak