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Contract Hey

Contract hey Santas on the thunderbox, Contract given to George Knox, He bid 20cents a tin , To bring the crappy nightsoil in. Crumbob poo had made his bid, He only had 14 kids, 25 cents a tin was it, undercut by another half wit, Great farting in your underjocks, when Tarring the tins for the thunderbox Moral of this story crude, Contracts won by the lower dude, How to force the wages down, Come in sucker it’s your frown The system has you screwed… Don Johnson

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