Conspiracy: Who Killed the Easter Bunny

A crowded table, all suspended in shock The sound of the shot dimming to a ‘knock’ Only silence, except for the marching clock The weapon still smoking; an anonymous glock WHO KILLED THE EASTER BUNNY? Loud cries arise from the elongated table, Jack Frost is shocked, the Tooth Fairy unable To speak whilst Santa is checking the stable For clues on the erstwhile maidservant Mable WHO KILLED THE EASTER BUNNY? They searched for hours, called in C.S.I, Panic set in, would the children all cry? Sandman confirmed the bunny had died Batman suspected somebody had lied WHO KILLED THE EASTER BUNNY? Guests were quizzed, interrogations began The mystery unfolded when Santa Claus ran, Grabbing the pies, he tried escaping in a van But was stopped in his tracks by superman SANTA KILLED THE EASTER BUNNY!