Consanguinity Begets Anomalies

Offspring between close family members not biologically fit nor ablest even if direct immediate relations consider themselves best buddies, emotionally intimate, and offload heavy matters weighing down on their respective figurative chest, cuz lurking within brethren and cistern genes, and/or chromosomes dwell deadliest nastiest, and weakest link undermining searingly robust reproductive human stock, thru molecular hijacking gungho extremest right wing trumpeting malefactor breeding distilling, fomenting, et cetera the faintest self destructive invisible agents provocateurs dredging existentially faultiest predispositions, and vulnerabilities compromising in utero body electric, asper offspring saddled with funniest itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow Polka dot bikini donned flesh impossible to remove, which surgery could imperil and render feeblest unto Caesar, an ides of march, sans flimsiest excuse for a successor to the royal porcelain throne, which progeny could exhibit the frailest constitution, and possibly appear as freakiest looking hominid this side of Schwenksville with napped hair most frizziest affixed to a beanpole gangliest androgynous cisgender metasexual being description also including geekiest, not to mention ghastliest simple minded looking gruesomest human being, who presents grimmest prospects quite dim tubby happiest bellowing soul since...incest came back in vogue when polar vortex ushered necessity to bed with kindliest people professing unconditional love.