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Confessions To a Bartender

BARTENDER! BARTENDER! Pour me a drink if you please strongest you got...get the lime twist it, with a squeeze. Had a rough night last night..got a bug for your ear Pour yourself a stiff one..buddy... come-sit right here. Remember the man I told you about -I saw the other day? Said it's his playground....ask me to come out and play? I went over that night…my husband’s out of town- Bartender…let me tell you..let me tell you what I found.. Mansion..pure mansion..from the front to the back Money everywhere..he definitely has no lack Bartender.. he..had..me- when he turned down the lights He got closer asked me to stay even spend the night. The dim lights, soft music, scent of his Drakkar Noir Girl..I was ready what else could a girl ask for? Just when I prepared to form my lips to say “yes” What happened next.. go ahead take a guess I tossed my head back to masculine scents of his cologne- Another song began to play, girl it was my phone. My husband was calling me.. he was on his way back- Bartender, I thought I would die.. have a heart attack!! I hurried up and got my shoes..coat and all the rest If it hadn’t been for that…well..you know, I must confess! Confessions To A Bartender

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Date: 11/14/2011 7:46:00 AM
ha ha haaa! if it hadn't bee for that... who's to tell what could have happened? enjoyed reading! :D
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Vee Sherman
Date: 8/11/2015 10:02:00 PM
Thank you Hellen I appreciate it!
Date: 11/7/2011 5:39:00 AM
A belated congratulations I am sending you this morning for your win in Natalie's contest Valerie. Love, Carol
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Valerie Sherman
Date: 11/7/2011 7:50:00 AM
Hey Carol...thank you I appreciate it..have a great day!! luv Valerie
Date: 11/5/2011 10:39:00 PM
;-) CONGRATULATIONS, ON YOUR WIN~ Have a wonderful weekend, GOD BLESS,..p.d.
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Valerie Sherman
Date: 11/6/2011 10:26:00 AM
Thanks p.d...I thank you Have a great one..Valerie
Date: 11/5/2011 12:53:00 PM
You deserved this win. Wonderful write. Rosalyn
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Valerie Sherman
Date: 11/6/2011 10:26:00 AM
Thanks Rosalyn I appreciate the comments..have a great day..Valerie
Date: 11/4/2011 10:34:00 PM
Timing is everything. Congratulations on your win Valerie
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Valerie Sherman
Date: 11/5/2011 9:39:00 AM
Indeed it is..Thank you Bob...Luv Valerie
Date: 11/4/2011 8:42:00 PM
hahaha, GREAT stuff, Valerie, A well deserved congrats to you!
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Valerie Sherman
Date: 11/5/2011 9:41:00 AM
Thank you Andrea....all fictional...:) have a great day..Valerie
Date: 11/4/2011 1:12:00 PM
Wildly witty, Valerie. Enjoyed reading this very much. Congratulations on your win in Natalie's contest! Love, Carolyn
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Valerie Sherman
Date: 11/4/2011 1:35:00 PM
Thanks Carolyn I appreciate the comments...envoyed this..Valerie
Date: 11/4/2011 11:29:00 AM
Valerie-Many congrats. on your #2 win in my contest! This one would've tied for first for sure if I did my usual double placements-very nice!
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Valerie Sherman
Date: 11/4/2011 12:32:00 PM
Thank you Natalie..I enjoyed this contest an awful lot...Thanks for sponsoring...
Date: 11/4/2011 10:41:00 AM
Ooh la la....caught in the nick of time!! GReat story-line....and fun to read. Congratulations!
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Valerie Sherman
Date: 11/4/2011 12:33:00 PM
Hey Carrie..I had so much fun...Thank you!
Date: 11/4/2011 9:59:00 AM
Congrats Valerie on a super second place win with this brilliant beauty for contest theme luv..
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Valerie Sherman
Date: 11/4/2011 10:12:00 AM
Thank you...I am so greatful...luv you... Valerie
Date: 11/2/2011 6:01:00 PM
Note to self - don't call wife when coming home unexpectedly. Good thing the phone wasn't silenced - or, the two of you might have been. ;-) Good luck in the contest.
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Valerie Sherman
Date: 11/2/2011 6:12:00 PM
LOL...your're right Joe...thank you, Valerie

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