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Dick Flaccid lived a Mary life Though Bible teachings caused him strife He hoped someday Someone would say, "I now pronounce thee man and wife!"

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Date: 9/8/2022 12:58:00 PM
I guess no one got the sailor term five-finger Mary? Lol Rico!
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Date: 8/26/2022 8:54:00 AM
Few people wish for a "harder" life, but I guess Dick did ! This one made me laugh Rico. You are a master of the Pun.
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Date: 8/25/2022 8:57:00 PM
Love your play with words Rico !
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Date: 8/25/2022 3:19:00 PM
Wear the pants wear the dress either way you can undress, :)
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Date: 8/25/2022 2:35:00 PM
Ha! I guess his name alone would discourage many suitors! Fun poem, Rico!
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