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At work when I was through cleaning I grabbed two empty jugs I dropped When I saw three women talking, I came up behind them and stopped I said, "Just look at those big jugs" They turned around when they heard that I held up the jugs with a smile In unison they said, "Oh, Pat!" I turned and bumped into the boss He asked me, "What did you just say?" "Oh, uh, nothing", I just stammered As I left, giggles faded away!

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Date: 9/29/2019 8:54:00 PM
Hello PAT … and here was I thinking it was the jugs that you held in your hands. I giggled quite a bit when the penny dropped - thanks for the humour Pat - Lindsay
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Date: 9/30/2019 3:08:00 PM
Snuck up on ya huh?.........Sometimes it be like that!.....80)
Date: 9/24/2019 7:52:00 PM
Once more with feeling: "OH, PAT!" Smiles, Gershon
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Date: 9/25/2019 2:52:00 PM
Ha! Good one! Glad you like it my friend.......Pat
Date: 9/24/2019 12:43:00 PM
That was funny. Really nice, loved the humor.
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Date: 9/24/2019 12:54:00 PM
Thanks Chris! Sometimes weird stuff that comes out of my head isn't as funny to others as it seems to me. Maybe they could lighten up I figure!.............pat
Date: 9/24/2019 10:01:00 AM
Boss are such mood-killers! It's almost as if our showing up every day isn't enough. They want us to work too! ??? Funny on Pat!
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Date: 9/24/2019 12:29:00 PM
Thanks Dean. You're right, a whole different mind set for some reason!........80)
Date: 9/24/2019 8:09:00 AM
Oh no you didn’t. And you’ve been caught.
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Pat Adams
Date: 9/24/2019 12:28:00 PM
Caught is the bad part!....oh well......pat

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