Cleaning Lady Explains Black Eye

Please Officer, Mr. Clean is not like that, though will admit that we had a little spat. I used Pine Sol, and he wasn’t really happy, but assure you that it never made him slappy. Little Joy was there and Dawn saw it all, I swear I never used any of the old Lysol, Brillo in my hand and dab of OxiClean, I’ll admit that once I turned to Mr. Sheen. Okay, all right! I’ve cheated other times, it is hard to write all these dirty rhymes, I loved Borax and was a real big fan, Did ménage a tois with spicy Spic & Span, Slept with Comet, but he wasn’t really bright, that didn’t help when we got into this fight, and know that once I really made him boil, when he found out about Mr. Murphy’s Oil. But it's such a mess and I needed extra lift, it never should have been such a kitchen tiff, news of my betrayal really made him stammer, When he heard of Ajax, brought Arm & Hammer, But love him so, locking him up is not my wish, and don’t want to be left with only this Vanish.