Cinderblockerella

Around Chi-town there should be skull and cross bone signs. It's one of the most violent places you'll ever come by. but you'll not find murder numbers in any brochure. The locals think covering up truth is the cure. Governor Jester tosses a cherry bomb into the Chi-fire. called "the safe t act" which entails no cash bail: For those prone to mayhem and violence. Ogres in all flavors will be unleashed. On new year at the stroke of midnight. "Happy New year Cinderella!", slurred the Jester... There's a chance your carriage will be jacked. It'll be a punk not a prince cracking your slipper of glass".