Cigarettes and Chocolate

I once had a lover who was a smoker I told him I really wish he’d quit The smell alone was quite a choker And his clothes were full of it I knew he was addicted and afflicted So I tried to inspire change Gave him a sucker hoping he’d lick it Maybe retrain his smoker brain When that didn’t work I continued to search For he was my sun on cloudy day His feelings I didn’t want to hurt But kissing is like licking ashtray So let’s try acupuncture this time With a little luck and love you can Beat this habit that should be a crime To market or sale to woman or man This really helped and he does well His cravings are less with a stick He turns to me all smoke free saying What about your addiction to chocolate