Church Vestry Meeting Horn Haiku

Church Vestry Meeting Horn Haiku I am the vestry member in charge of the church exterior and landscaping. They requested a presentation from each vestry member. This is mine so I can print it out and also email. It does not rhyme, is in 5-7-5 format and has no punctuation. should see piece of trash (5) be sure that you pick it up (7) And not a woman (5) be nice and not mean try and keep your nice church clean such a pretty scene our church should be safe sane secure free from all harm hear (or here) a great sermon take your wife to church wonderful choir member who has a great voice bring prayer book home you can read gospel again as a reminder none then you should next month if vestry member do meet try to stay awake Now for my background check not necessarily for a weapon. I used to work at local Home Depot in the garden section. A previous vestry member worked down the street from me. He was leaving St. James and needed a replacement. Yep. You guessed it. Here I am none other than James Thesarious Hilarious Horn. I have already provided everyone with pictures of the church and a map. This all sounds perfectly clear to me. Lastly, I am a poet and now number 12 out of over 30,000 poets. If you don't believe me go to www.poetrysoup.com and check me out.