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Christmas Future

Christmas Future The phantom dressed in black, hovered by the fireplace Year of our Lord 2030 was closing out at last Closing with the shop with New Year’s business My friends are here with me for festivities and champagne The spirit intruded our conversations and celebration Took me rudely with a skeletal hand with no excuses Abruptly pinched my wrist and spirited me through the window I told him I’m in my 80’s, too old to fly, too young to die He flew me any way, to the local cemetery plot in sad disgrace My name was etched upon the cold rock face before me I smiled, though knowing that was wrong to do Since firing all my employees, with no word, no reason To send them out to freeze at Christmas season Is the reason I am here, in this awful mess I smiled because the name upon the tombstone was not exactly mine They misspelled my name, which is not a crime, but That makes them idiots without a doubt I guess I have one more year to live, correct? Or until the end of time before I die to make things right Since the government makes all tombstones in the region We know how incompetent they can be The spirit of Christmas future will have to find another job He might start by learning how to spell Along with government officials, before they send me off to hell Created on 12/15/14 for – “Christmas Past, Present or Future” Poetry Contest Theme - "Christmas Future"

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Date: 12/16/2014 11:20:00 AM
I find it more humorous then dark. I love how you call them idiots. I do agree with Jan though, I can think of better futures.
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Earl Schumacker
Date: 12/16/2014 12:41:00 PM
Hi Brenda, Thank you for commenting. Glad you liked it. I wanted to get away from the syrupy sweet Christmassy treats concept for a change. It is sort of a Christmas with a twist. Have a great day. Earl
Date: 12/15/2014 5:05:00 PM
ooh deep dark and it sure isn't my idea of Christmas - good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xxx
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Date: 12/15/2014 5:48:00 PM
Hi Jan, In the Scrooge story, the death spirit is the last visitor sent to change Scrooge from his bad ways. I just created a twisted twist to the story. The poor old man gets to live on into the future because of a government mistake and a typo. Just something a little silly for the contest. Thanks for commenting. Take care. Earl

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