Christmas 2014

Christmas is all over for yet another year, The house is a mess with so many toys in a gigantic heap on the floor. You've overdosed on chocolate, spirits, wine and beer, You've ate so much veg and sprouts that you're farting more than you ever have before. The build up has now come to a head which started in October! Some people are prepared for months and others have a last minute panic rush. You start to think 'erm, when was the last time I was actually sober!?' Your food baby belly is so huge that you feel you're in labour and want to push. After all the hype and excitement you feel a sorrowful little lull, You start to think about the new year ahead and your future yet to come. You're fed up of all the mess, cards, decorations and crackers yet to pull, Well it's all finished till next year folks, all the best for 2015, let's hope it's not a pain in the bum!!!!