Choosing Teams

I stood in the rain, freezing cold, Standing here was fast getting old, But I was picked last, once again, I would play defense in the pouring rain, I tried to tackle, and fell in the mud, The match was not starting out too good, We scored a goal in the first minute, I just wish I could play a part in it, Later on, I was put in goal, I wasn't too pleased, on the whole, I saved a shot, and kicked high and long, So far, I hadn't done anything wrong, In ten minutes, we were four-nil up, But pretty soon, I really messed up, I slipped in the mud, and fell with a splat The other team took advantage of that, Five minutes later, we were ten-four behind, This was humiliation of a fearful kind, My team was angry, and shaking with rage, I faked an injury, and was sent to the cage, The girls were playing hockey, I got to join in, I messed that up too, but we managed to win, I got in trouble, because I wasn't in pain, But at least I got out of the torrential rain I was put on detention, cleaning the floor, Doing it all was a terrible bore, I hate PE, I'm terrible at the lot, Will I be a sportsman? I think not!