China Menu

Ring,ring,ring,ring, Ansew the bloody thing! "Well what you want eat " What you got? We got! ~~~~~~~~~~ Crab & corn soup with side order of rat! Crispy Duck that taste like cat, Crispy spring roll it nead home Chicken wing fillits with no bone; ~~~~~~~~~~ Roast Black bird on stick! Cockatoos little tiny Ouch my fingers Pricked! King pawn with black pepper on bed of lime Puppy dog curry he wasent mine; ~~~~~~~~~~~ Chef stop piking your nose, Look where your flicking it Watch where it goes! Im not eating that; ~~~~~~~~~~ Chefs not cooking no more He lost teeth in curry sauce You want curry & rice, If you find teeth, give you cheap price; ~~~~~~~~~~ Ive changed my mind I feel quite sick! Im nolonger hungry And your a prick!.