Chew's Ranch

I had an aunt and uncle We called them Boo and Chew They had ranch in West Texas Where they grew a crop or two They had no city water A windmill was their thing Summer is hot and dusty there I swear it never rains They had an outdoor toilet A two holer, I recall The building was kind of squatty So the seats weren’t very tall I saw Dad go in there Heard a rumble and a roar He had a question on his mind When he came out the door “What can you raise around here Besides those sugar beets” Chew said almost anything “Then raise the toilet seats”