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Check My Pulse

If the image on TV didn't turn my crank Someone should check my pulse Had to quickly look away from the screen Became agitated and totally engulfed Tried really hard to shield my eyes She almost popped out of the screen Cathie was sitting right beside me Had to muffle my tiny screams I know what you guys must be thinking Only one thing on my naughty old mind But for artistic merit I was overwhelmed She's had the cutest li'l behind My pulse was racing a mile a minute It's got nothing to do with affection Guess you could call it a carnal attraction The reason for my reddish complexion © Jack Ellison 2013

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Date: 1/25/2013 8:18:00 PM
LOL!! Naughty boy! Well done Jack! Big Hugss. Deb
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/26/2013 6:34:00 AM
Can't help it... love bums! LOL Big whopping hugs, Jack xox
Date: 1/25/2013 5:31:00 PM
Ut oh..be good! LOL Light & Love
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/26/2013 6:33:00 AM
I'm trying but I'm a male! LOL Hugs, Jack xox
Date: 1/25/2013 5:00:00 PM
This is so very honest and cute that not even a wife could not think so... thanks for the few seconds of complete blissful happiness
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Date: 1/26/2013 6:32:00 AM
Love your comment about... "thanks for the few seconds of complete blissful happiness"! CUTE Love and hugs, Jack
Date: 1/25/2013 1:38:00 PM
Can't help but stifle my giggles!! No need to blush...you sound like a normal guy impressed with a cute little bun !! Had fun with your poem !! :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/26/2013 6:31:00 AM
YUP just a normal male! LOL Never too old... hugs, Jack xox
Date: 1/25/2013 12:30:00 PM
Like Sienfeld and cleavage, treat it like an eclipse, don't stare directly at it. Take a mental snapshot and look away. This was fun, I am glad I stooped by, have a great day!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/26/2013 6:30:00 AM
ROTFLMAO "don't stare directly at it"!!!!
Date: 1/25/2013 11:25:00 AM
Wow... after writting that one... Cathie is going to have to take a frying pan to your evil twin... ROFL...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/26/2013 6:27:00 AM
The greatest fear of my life is Cathie with a frying pan in her hands!!! LOL
Date: 1/25/2013 11:16:00 AM
Ha ha, lol, this is totally hilarious my friend! I truly loved reading this exciting poem this afternoon! What an amazing piece, you have presented a honest man's heart racing event! Great Work!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/26/2013 6:26:00 AM
I guess no matter what the age eh!!! Cheers, Jack

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