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Cheaper To Keep Her (Divorce Club)

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Cheaper To Keep Her (Divorce Club)

(Haiku)- * Motive, infidelity messing with the Queen Bee's Honey*

Queen Bee sits on throne,
Bumble and drone bees as one
Sample flowers dew


(Limerick) - *Admission of guilt leads to compensation*

Indeed this is how the story unfolds,
Pete said, "It's a poor rat with only one hole"...
Love had taught a sad lesson;
Divorce court was now in session,
Judge rules favor, Pete's pockets full of holes...


(Couplet) - *Take vows seriously payback often belongs to Spouse - Queen Bee*

Love said, "Pete too late you've opened your peepers"....
"Man, you should know it was cheaper to please her"!

Submitted for P.D.'s Divorce Club Contest (Haiku-Limerick-Couplet)

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  1. Date: 10/1/2012 7:24:00 AM
    Stopped back by on this one..Enjoyed reading again..Thanks for stopping by ..Sara

  1. Date: 1/6/2011 12:09:00 PM
    i knew you were a winner somewhere in there. if i did'nt say so already; this was a great peice. John Henry Loving III

  1. Date: 12/7/2010 9:49:00 AM
    This is so awesome. Really glad to see it in the winners' circle, Adell. Congratulations!

  1. Date: 12/3/2010 12:41:00 AM
    congrats on these winning poems, loved them from the start. Harry

  1. Date: 12/2/2010 4:49:00 PM
    This is simply amazing.... Wow, I am impressed... No wonder you got a win, you definately earned it...Amazing Work!

  1. Date: 12/2/2010 2:49:00 PM
    Congrats on your win!!!

  1. Date: 12/2/2010 12:40:00 PM
    Congratulations on this high place win in the contest, Adell

  1. Date: 12/2/2010 8:54:00 AM
    lol, fun set, love your use of dialogue, congrats on your win:)

  1. Date: 12/2/2010 6:55:00 AM
    Adell) Congratulations! With your awesome 3some of 3 differ forms. I had lots of fun reading every entry. I was surprised every one pulled off a beautiful and amazing Job to my request. lol,, and the whole time I thought it was going to be a tough contest,...p.d.

  1. Date: 12/2/2010 6:47:00 AM
    Many congratulations Adell for this wonderful win.

  1. Date: 12/2/2010 6:22:00 AM
    Congrats Adell on your big win in P.D.'s super contest on divorce.. with this brilliant entry luv.. enjoy your top spot for a top notch piece.. with luv..

  1. Date: 12/2/2010 5:48:00 AM
    Congratulations Adell for your win in P.D.'s "Divorce Club Contest". Love, Carol

  1. Date: 12/1/2010 5:13:00 PM
    love these Adell, good luck in contest. Harry

  1. Date: 11/30/2010 11:07:00 PM
    heeheehee, I pity PD having to choose among some of these funny ones!! Luv,Andrea

  1. Date: 11/30/2010 8:48:00 PM
    Adell, good luck in PD's contest, I am still giggling at your Couplet. Po Pete! Blessing and thanks for stopping by. Luv Joy (Jew)

  1. Date: 11/30/2010 7:11:00 AM
    "It's a poor rat with only one hole." I like that line AND the rest too. Congrats on the selection. Dave

  1. Date: 11/30/2010 4:43:00 AM
    Congratulations on your great work being featured on homepage..Sara

  1. Date: 11/29/2010 10:53:00 PM
    so very cute and so much more,,truly enjoyed,Best of luck in contest and congratulations on your being featured,,and Thank You also for reading and leaving a comment behind upon my words,,Blessings..Cecil

  1. Date: 11/29/2010 7:48:00 PM
    A very witty write my friend. Congrats on being featured. Love the couplet.

  1. Date: 11/29/2010 12:28:00 PM
    Thank you Adell and congratulations to you as well for being featured.Very funny and good luck in P.D's contest.Sandra