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Charging nine twenty-five for a glass Of merlot in this joint? Thanks, I'll pass. I like Walmart's low rate. At just two eighty-eight, I can drink the whole bottle. What class! I don't have to own futures and stocks Or hang out with some overpaid jocks. 'Cuz I've often opined That the best wine you'll find Can be poured from a spout on a box. Written June 17th for Francine Roberts' Bottle of Wine, (fruit of the vine, when.......) contest

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Date: 6/27/2011 11:45:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Francine's "Bottle Of Wine" contest Jason. Love, Carol
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Date: 6/26/2011 7:15:00 AM
Congrats Jason on your great big win with this great write luv.. enjoy..
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Date: 6/25/2011 7:24:00 PM
now there is my kinda class ... ever hear of "granny's grape? congrats to you!
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Date: 6/25/2011 5:02:00 PM
Congrats..Sara
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Date: 6/25/2011 4:56:00 PM
Excellent meter and humor. Congrats on a well deserved win!
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Date: 6/25/2011 4:18:00 PM
congrats on your 4th place win in the contest Jason, a very witty entry
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Date: 6/25/2011 7:51:00 AM
Love this one lots (though I am also a fan of stocks and overpaid jocks :)) Congrats. on your win!
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Date: 6/17/2011 6:18:00 PM
Wonderful and strong entry for the contest, Jason
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Date: 6/17/2011 11:54:00 AM
lol. Nice entry for Francine's contest, Jason. The very best of luck to you. :-)
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