Charlie Sheen

Watchin TV on my buddy's wide screen who do I see "Hey, thats Charlie Sheen!" they're talkin about how he got'z fired and they're wonderin who they have hired "Man he look's like he's on drug'z!" "look he's pickin at imaginary bug'z!" Captain Mike know'z dim drugs are bad so to see him this way is very sad any woman but my wife give'z me the bores "Hey! old Charlie there got'z two whores!" if he goes broke it won't be funny "All they want is some of charlie's money!" "It's good thing what his exwife did'z" hate to see anything happin to the kid'z "If I had a show I'd make funny clean." unlike Charlie I wouldn't make a seen if good clean comedy everyone would like "They should make TV show of Old Capt. Mike!" "I got'z a life time of funny stories to tell" instead of listening to Charlie ring his own bell "Give me a chance hollywood to make a clean coin!" "I'll end every episode with a clean funny poem!" by Cap-pin Mike!