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Everything has changed Quarters no longer look like quarters Sometimes… they even look like nickels! There’s a different design For every state in the country What the hell is that about? The papers I use to read Are no longer printed Or they’ve gone digital And those quiet moments Of reading a paper While sitting on the can Are gone I no longer recognize most everything They’re either gone Or moved to the internet And bringing my computer Into the bathroom Just to read something… anything! Is no longer an option I have become outdated Just look at the back of my neck It reads Please use by September 30th, 2030 We cannot guarantee that this product Will function correctly After the above date Please contact the number Located on the bottom of this message As to where to properly dispose Or update this item At your discretion