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Cereal Killer

She ain't nothing but a cereal killer She's murder with a gallon of milk If you need convincing, Cap'n Crunch is still missing And that Chocula guy is down for the Count She ain't nothing but a cereal killer Gets her Kix pulling off her Trix As she bids them Cheerio being more in the know Than a bowl of FrankenBerry buried below Honey Oh's She ain't nothing but a cereal killer Winning them over with her Lucky Charms No way to deny she eats them alive As she Frosts Tony the Tiger like Corn She ain't nothing but a cereal killer Finds pleasure in the Shredding of Wheat Using Fruity Pebbles to go along with her evil As she spoons out her dirty deeds She ain't nothing but a cereal killer Easily making history out of Rice Krispy treats What ever you do keep an eye on her Fruit Loops That kind of crazy nobody needs

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 7/9/2016 12:53:00 AM
Very very creative!!! Entertaining piece..enjoyed!!!! (I'm not innocent)
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Mike Hauser
Date: 7/9/2016 1:02:00 AM
Lol! Thanks for the read
Date: 7/8/2016 11:19:00 AM
What imagery, just loved it. I am a cereal killer too.
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Mike Hauser
Date: 7/8/2016 11:27:00 AM
Lol!
Date: 7/8/2016 8:13:00 AM
Once again, another creative and funny poem Mike! You have some imagination my friend!:)
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Mike Hauser
Date: 7/8/2016 11:26:00 AM
Thank you for always reading my crazy!

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