Cellphoniousitus

In the middle of the night and all during the day That phone was in sight in the making of his way Driving in the car and even at the dinner table too It would never be that far even in the church pew He'd play games on it and communicate to friends He even texted Brad Pitt I mean there were no ends Buying things on amazon and even ordering food His friends now all gone in the thinking that he"s rude His wife would complain and the kids were next in line "Look isn't that insane" Yeah, just like the other nine He even rented a U-Haul truck and storage space too But was then out of luck when his account she withdrew He screamed out his window, " I have Cellphoniousitetos" The world needs to know saying He's going to fight this With so many new data plans out there how can he win As in the TMobile window he would stare, oh what a sin