Caveat Scriptor

It's not a prerequisite, of course, but if a piece of writing is any good, chances are it's probably offensive to someone. (Paraphrasing John Irving-A Widow for One Year) So, writer beware... Words are a writer's stock in trade, To ply it well requires a versatile, Not volatile, vocabulary. With words a writer's claim to fame is made, But words can have broad repercussions. So when he writes He should select them well, Not just to sell, But so they don't arouse the scrutiny Of those guys who comprise Homeland Security And become the subject of discussions Of the FBI, the CIA, The DAR, the DMV, The IRS, the IRA, USPS, the EPA, The PTA, SPCA, AARP or AAA, Twitter, NAACP, The NFL, the MLB, The LGBTQ community, The NRA, the PGA, NASA or the BBB, Ellen, Oprah, Dr. Phil, An ad hoc Sunday sermon bill, Or his city, county, state constabulary.