Cats

I don’t remember asking you to come round But if you have bought treats that’s sound I will allow you in my human friend because I’m the ficklest of friends Could you possibly give me a scratch Old bean, right on that white patch But really ! you can’t sit there that’s my chair How inconsiderate I do declare Another treat if you have one spare Look that laps free so off I trot Cares given well not a lot They best of got me my favourite food But don’t expect any gratitude Now I'm off to see tom next door the following year you will have a lot more paws fluffy kittens galore