Cat Love -- Dog Love

Cat Love © Don't ruffle my fur that direction! I've got it looking just the way I want. I love you but I'm very busy today. Don't move, this is my lap time and I'm very comfy. Scratch right there, no a little more to the left, a little higher, to the right. Look what I've brought you--isn't it beautiful? I killed it in the garden. That's what we're having for dinner? You need to work on how you pick your friends. I don't like that one and besides he had the nerve to sit in my chair! I could find a better human, you know, if I put in some effort…. But I guess you'll do…for now. Dog Love Pet me, pet me, pet me! Oh boy! A butt rub! I love you to the ends of the earth and beyond! I'll just lay here quietly, I won't bother you, as long as I can touch you. Throw the ball! Throw the ball! Again! Again! I love my dinner, you're such a good mommy! 'Walkie', 'go outside', 'go for a walk', 'let's go pee-pee'. Yippee! Where's my leash? I love your friends. That one scratched my ears and told me I was a good dog. You're home! You're home! Why were you gone so long….it doesn't matter now…You're home! You're the best human ever….I love you!