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Case Dismissed

haibun case dismissed judge in the monkey suit takes out zookeeper Did you hear the one about the judge in the monkey suit? No, but I spotted that lady zookeeper, what a knockout in her sexy black dress. The story I heard was that the judge took out the zookeeper. That explains the tuxedo - to dinner and a play, maybe? Did I say tuxedo? I said monkey suit - he belted her one in front of the jury. Knocked her out cold right there in the courtroom? What was he...some kind of animal rights' activist? I dunno? but the jury sure was a monkey's uncle.

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Date: 11/9/2012 12:28:00 AM
haha, good use of the monkey's uncle expression!!
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Date: 11/8/2012 1:20:00 PM
Cute..Got a chuckle..Thanks for stopping by..We live in West Central Georgia and only got wind with gust up to 40 miles an hour..No rain..Total clouds one day that looked like snow clouds to me but not precipitation..The jet stream dropped down and we got much colder air out of the two systems that were in play..We survived with no damage only more than normal leaves in the yard...Thanks for asking..Sara
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