judge in the monkey suit
takes out zookeeper
Did you hear the one about the judge in the monkey suit?
No, but I spotted that lady zookeeper,
what a knockout in her sexy black dress.
The story I heard was that the judge
took out the zookeeper.
That explains the tuxedo - to dinner and a play, maybe?
Did I say tuxedo? I said monkey suit - he belted her one in front of
the jury. Knocked her out cold right there in the courtroom?
What was he...some kind of animal rights' activist?
I dunno? but the jury sure was a monkey's uncle.