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Can't Find The Eleven

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Can't Find The Eleven

So here we go my dear, dear friends I'm back to my jovial ways Just a minor glitch in the script it seems Like I've wandered a bit astray So here we go, are you ready for these Some sillies for which I'm famed If you injure yourself falling down on the floor I absolve myself of any blame Doctors say carrots improve your eyesight These guys are a silly bunch of asses Well ponder this my smarty pants friends Ever seen rabbits wearing glasses There you go, didn't I tell you my friends I'd be back to the jollies in a while Can't keep this old son-of-a-gun down I was born to make people smile Stay tuned, there a whole bunch more coming Just getting untracked once again Here's one, “why can't a blond dial 911?” Coz she can't find the eleven! © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 12/5/2013 10:16:00 PM
    Oooooo. Glad I'm brunette!,,,so funny Jack...luv ya

    Jones Avatar Donna Jones
    Date: 12/6/2013 6:17:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Nope...I refuse to go there and fight those darn roots!..this right here is all 54 years of me
    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/6/2013 6:48:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Are you sure that brunette colour didn't come from a bottle??? LOL Sorry, Miss Donna... just having some fun! Love ya... XOXOXOX
  1. Date: 12/4/2013 11:25:00 AM
    and she doesn;t know where 7-11 is as well, jack.. you had me in stitches.. you rule!..:) huggs

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/4/2013 12:23:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Silly man eh!!! Happy it made you giggle... big huggs XOXOX
  1. Date: 12/4/2013 8:51:00 AM
    Now you've done it! Dragon will be looking for the 11 for ever! Gotta love him! I'll let him in on the secret later... We called 911 yesterday. A house was broke into... 4 out of 5 of us have had attempts in the last 3 months. 2 young, high school, black kids. New clothes. They have every thing except common sense! Saw them in day light. They live close... The police have finger prints! Stupid kids!. They're gaining a police record... and one cell phone. Breaking and entering is a felony..

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/4/2013 9:05:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    SCARY!!! With the ease of obtaining firearms down there, makes it even more scary! DO NOT CONFRONT THESE LOSERS! Apparently they have nothing to lose or they wouldn't be doing it! Take care dear Carol! XOXOXOX
  1. Date: 12/4/2013 8:24:00 AM
    Yes, really born to make people smile, very jovial write,

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/4/2013 8:30:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you a bunch my dear good friend! Cheers!