Can'T Find the Damn Thing

Looked down to where my manhood should be Expecting to see something grand But for some strange reason I couldn't find it As I unzipped when reaching the can! My little charmer was certainly there yesterday Well, I could have sworn that it was Must have gone toity three or four times Saw a glimpse of it amongst the fuzz! As I strode passed by my full length mirror Grinning and checking my physique This thought ran galloping through my brain No longer is my physique at it's peak! So getting back to my manhood again Is this a real common phenomenon? Knowing the damn thing's down there somewhere But ain't seen it for so very long! Think I'll wrap it up in a humongous red bow When I find my sweet charmer again But don't you go worrying all my good friends I'm sure it'll show up in the end! © Jack Ellison 2012 Reposting this on the recommendation of a certain P-Souper!