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Candy Snatcher

You thought you were being so clever Bobby Sneaking my Halloween stash while I was asleep But I heard you quietly rattling my candies Being so entranced, you did not see me peep After last years stealing, I devised a clever plan For sure the final time of my treats, you will be a fan If you would have asked, I would have given you some Now your in a pickle, and feeling really dumb Bro, I injected laxatives in that full size chocolate bar That I am sure you hungeredly and enjoyably ate Do not worry I will inform all of your buddies Of your absence from school or uncomfortable late ~ Oct 29, 2019 For contest ~ Image I was your brother

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Date: 3/20/2020 1:59:00 AM
I think I just lost my appetite for candy, Cecilia. Fun write! Hugs/John
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Cecilia Macfarlane
Date: 3/20/2020 8:25:00 AM
Hahaha. Thanks John. Hugs
Date: 3/2/2020 8:47:00 PM
G'day Cecilia … revenge is sweet, but sometimes another retaliation occurs. Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative together before going to bed - enjoy your candy Cecilia - Lindsay
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Cecilia Macfarlane
Date: 3/2/2020 9:17:00 PM
Hahaha...that would definitely be a recipe for disaster. Hugs
Date: 11/7/2019 11:04:00 AM
This lovely, cute poem took me back many years in time, Cecilia! I can still vividly recall my younger siblings making pigs of themselves after mistaking laxatives for chocolates!! Regards & Hugs // paul
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Cecilia Macfarlane
Date: 3/2/2020 9:20:00 PM
Thanks Paul. I can picture them enjoying their so called chocolate, then the mayhem that follows. Hugs
Date: 11/5/2019 7:10:00 PM
big congrats here. I could have sworn I already commented to this one but cannot see my name down here!
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Cecilia Macfarlane
Date: 11/6/2019 5:49:00 AM
Thank you Andrea. Hugs
Date: 11/5/2019 12:35:00 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved placement.
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Cecilia Macfarlane
Date: 11/5/2019 5:37:00 AM
Thank you Caren. Hugs
Date: 11/4/2019 1:35:00 PM
Ha, ha: Does Bobby have the 'Hershey squirts' or the 'backdoor trucks?!' Smiles and congratulations on your win, Cecilia! :) gw
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Cecilia Macfarlane
Date: 11/5/2019 5:38:00 AM
Definitely the Hershey squirts, lol. Thank you. Hugs
Date: 11/3/2019 2:48:00 PM
This really made me laugh Cecelia. I playd that same trick on my husband one year at Christmas. He was being grumpy and spoiling the holiday for everyone so I slipped some chocolate Exlax into the chocolate box he loves so well. He was so busy he forgot about being mean. Great job and congrats. God Bless, JB
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Cecilia Macfarlane
Date: 11/5/2019 5:49:00 AM
You are so devious and funny. But also a really smart lady for saving Xmas cheer. Thank you. Hugs
Date: 11/2/2019 10:06:00 AM
The little squirt is going to squirt out his candy-big time!...congrats! on the win Cecilia...Halloween candy will never be the same lol...^WW^ :o)
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Cecilia Macfarlane
Date: 11/5/2019 7:06:00 AM
It definitely won't be, lol. Thank you. Hugs
Date: 11/2/2019 9:29:00 AM
lol... this was good...clever poetic tale...congratulations on your win :)
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Date: 11/1/2019 6:03:00 AM
I'm sure bro would never steal from you again..lol Very clever Cecilia. Congrats on your placement.. Charlie
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Cecilia Macfarlane
Date: 11/5/2019 7:19:00 AM
He definitely won't, lol. Thank you Charlie. Hugs
Date: 10/30/2019 6:08:00 PM
dropping back with my congrats Cecilia:-) hugs jan xx
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Cecilia Macfarlane
Date: 11/5/2019 7:20:00 AM
Thank you Jan. Hugs
Date: 10/30/2019 2:22:00 PM
Oh that was so awful... Good luck in the contest .
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Cecilia Macfarlane
Date: 11/5/2019 7:22:00 AM
For him it was, lol. Thanks I got a 2nd placement. Hugs
Date: 10/30/2019 9:48:00 AM
- Congratulations, Cecilia :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Cecilia Macfarlane
Date: 11/5/2019 7:22:00 AM
Thank you Anne-Lise. Hugs
Date: 10/30/2019 8:53:00 AM
Congratulations on your placement Cecilia
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Cecilia Macfarlane
Date: 11/2/2019 8:56:00 AM
Thank you Bobby. Hugs
Date: 10/30/2019 8:07:00 AM
Ouch, that would not be fun. A fitting response for a serial candy thief. ;0)
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Cecilia Macfarlane
Date: 11/2/2019 8:56:00 AM
Yes, it is very fitting. Hugs
Date: 10/29/2019 12:00:00 PM
- Cecilia, a wonderful and entertaining writing ... best wishes in the contest :) - Nice to see you :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Cecilia Macfarlane
Date: 10/29/2019 4:43:00 PM
Likewise my dear, I have missed you all. Hugs
Date: 10/29/2019 10:36:00 AM
oh our brother Bobby is in double trouble as I wrote on the laxative theme too lol:-) thanks for the giggle Cecilia I especially love the final stanza:-) hugs jan xx
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Cecilia Macfarlane
Date: 10/29/2019 11:38:00 AM
He will be on the throne for a good while, lol. Glad I made you giggle Jan. Hugs

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