Can Never Fail
Can Never Fail
Looks like goose had been on the loose
Trying to find fantastic. perfect excuse
Not giving up and saying what's the use
For angle that was acute is now obtuse.
This was angle goose was walking in
Not knowing where he had ever been
But if he were to soon return again
Go to a glen once being his origin.
Did decide to run for President instead
After finally getting his feet out of bed
Seeming so sore and for eternity bled
Tripped and fell over and did drop dead.
Goose took a gander at being President
How many directions mind must be bent
With both his eyes having a growing glint
Heaven is where he decided to pitch his tent.
After he built a big, glowing camp fire
And burned his butt and whole entire
Being in a single strait that became dire
What could he do to clean up muck and mire.
As his heavy heart had started to harden
God stepped in and granted him a pardon
For not having garage sale in His garden
Where dances they may do are only modern.
On heaven's rough sea of life he set sail
And wouldn't you know it without fail
Heaven has now been becoming upscale
With Christ as your cell phone can never fail.
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2015
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