Camping Is :

Tiny, angel faced, fuzzy headed, little girls with baggy pants, bowed legs, toddling about. A Wet Minnie Mouse towel hanging on a makeshift clothesline, alongside others with college logos's and Elvis ; Fifty something year old women in skimpy, ill fitted bathing suits, unaware that gravity has shifted when they were not looking ; Noisy, gas, golf carts loaded with teenage boys, looking for golf carts loaded with teenage girls ; Pot bellied, old men looking at golf carts full of teenage girls...wistfully ; A big swimming pool full of screaming kids, splashing and pushing their very best pal under the water ; Cooking aroma's wafting through the park at five o'clock each evening ; Camp fires burning until dawn ; Fat ladies eating huge piles of ice cream stacked on a cone, vowing to diet next week ; a young couple with two babies renting a cheap, on-sight camper, waiting for fancier digs, when they hit the lottery ; A young father, beer bottle in hand, pushing a child in a stroller round and round the park, until the baby falls asleep ; Old men pulling into the park with rigs costing more than a house, not to be out done by the guys that came before them. I LOVE CAMPING !!!