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Camomile Tea V Beer

I once tried some camomile tea, It was bland and tasted like pee. ‘Twas lapped up by the dog, Who then snored like a hog. From then on, was just beer for me. Jack Horne for Francine's Beverage contest, 29th October

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Date: 11/3/2011 9:10:00 PM
THIs is fantastic limericking, Jack. A big congrats to you.
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Date: 11/1/2011 5:27:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Francine's "Pick A Beverage, Any Beverage" contest Jack. Love, Carol
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Date: 10/31/2011 5:27:00 PM
WTG, jack!
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Date: 10/31/2011 4:24:00 PM
I knew this would rank high, Jack! So happy for you. Awesome, bawdy limerick -- just as it's supposed to be. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 10/31/2011 2:19:00 PM
I'm still laughing Jack. I'm with you. I'll take the cold beer. Congratulations on your win in the Favorite Beverage Contest
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Date: 10/31/2011 2:13:00 PM
Congrats to you Jack, ....this was funny and creative...a real orginal!!
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Date: 10/31/2011 2:11:00 PM
Well done Jack. Congratulations. Love, Joyce
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Date: 10/31/2011 12:04:00 PM
congrats on your first place win in the contest Jack, great humor in this entry
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Date: 10/30/2011 10:00:00 AM
Hilarious, Jack. Although I love Chamomile tea, the color does look like pee and it surely puts you to sleep. Have enough beer (when smells like pee to me-LOL) and you'll be sleeping it off as well. Great entry for Francine's contest. Winning wishes headed your way. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 10/29/2011 8:05:00 PM
Warm beer, I suppose. Have a 'John Smiths;' not sold in the states. Too bad. I'll drink beer any day rather than tea.
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Date: 10/29/2011 7:46:00 PM
You are clearly not an insomniac and your dog clearly is! Different strokes and all that jazz, namaste~N
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Date: 10/29/2011 4:27:00 PM
Jack-too funny! Great comparision, too :)
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Date: 10/29/2011 4:27:00 PM
I would have to agree with you about the tea, however I don't drink so I can't say the beer would be better! Awesome work Jack!!
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Date: 10/29/2011 1:28:00 PM
cool lines Jack.. a great contest entry luv.. good luck.. beer gets second place ..wine is first.. for me ..tia maria.. brandy cordial ... that warms the bones luv.. tea is super fine for this "Sweetheart"... enjoyed ...
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