Call Me On My Butterscotch

1. heath ledger resides in my closet 2. i don't smoke 3. my weight worries me 4. i tell them everything 5. cats are better than dogs 6. cats should rot 7. i'm beautiful 8. france is still the only place for lovers 9. southern accents are attractive 10. i'm terrified of drowning 11. i'm a lifeguard 12. i am not a teenage girl 13. she loves you more than i love you 14. i have never been burned 15. scary movies are romantic 16. mcain should be president 17. skunks are the most beautiful animal 18. death is not frightening 19. france is a dirty place 20. teenage girls should consume at least 1,500 calories per day 21. you will regret losing me 22. beauty is relevant 23. my love has a scar above his eye 24. we are all so fragile 25. there are no coincidences 26. he tells me i'm perfect 27. piercings are sexy 28. i don't believe a word you say 29. i'm completely over it 30. so over it 31. it's okay