Get Your Premium Membership

Calendar Girls

January’s woman melts the snow. February’s woman is good to go March, she blows like the wind Aprils woman is sad then warmingly glad May, the shackles are off June, in bed till noon July, love on the beach August, same woman, roll on September September’s woman is petite and coy October, is comfort and joy November’s woman is fireworks, this is the one December’s woman is ice-cold, she’s just found out what I've being doing for the last eleven months and wants a divorce.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2023




Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem.

Please Login to post a comment

Date: 1/7/2024 9:47:00 AM
LOL. Another good chuckle for the day. :)
Login to Reply
Bell Avatar
Paul Bell
Date: 1/8/2024 2:25:00 AM
You need a chuckle on a Monday.
Date: 12/30/2023 9:37:00 PM
hahahahahahaha. Do I get the last laugh here?! Keep smiling, and Happy 2024.
Login to Reply
Bell Avatar
Paul Bell
Date: 1/2/2024 2:23:00 AM
You got the last laugh. lol
Date: 12/30/2023 7:24:00 AM
well i'm september and petite, but coy?..erm..
Login to Reply
Bell Avatar
Paul Bell
Date: 12/30/2023 12:43:00 PM
Promoting you to November now. Keep the fireworks to a minium, December is in a bitch of a mood.
Date: 12/29/2023 10:24:00 PM
Not a good way to start the new year lol. Love the humour Paul. Happy New year to you. Tom
Login to Reply
Bell Avatar
Paul Bell
Date: 12/30/2023 3:34:00 AM
July is round the corner. lol Happy new year for 24.
Date: 12/29/2023 5:41:00 PM
This is a fun one, Paul, with a great ending!
Login to Reply
Bell Avatar
Paul Bell
Date: 12/30/2023 3:35:00 AM
Need a good ending for 23. All the best for 24.
Date: 12/29/2023 3:58:00 PM
funny ending...I appreciate your creativity. Have a splendid evening with one of your calendar girls :-)
Login to Reply
Bell Avatar
Paul Bell
Date: 12/30/2023 3:36:00 AM
Starting a new calendar in a new country. lol All the best for 24.

Book: Reflection on the Important Things