Burly-Que

Now let me be the first to hasten to say, And all your smirks and snide remarks allay, That I've never darkened the door of a cabaret, Where exquisite damsels are on display! But (I'm told) they don't wear fancy tutus like in a ballet. Heavens no! They're scantily clad (I'm told) and they sway! And of their practiced gyrations (I'm told) there's quite an array! Their hugging that pole (I'm told) will certainly spin your toupee! They must be on guard (I'm told) to keep lecherous geezers at bay! A few bucks slipped in their cleavage (I'm told) is their meager pay! Shucks! This has piqued my interest - I must check it out some day! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired © All Rights Reserved Placed No. 3 in Miranda Lambert's "Burlesque Boutique" Contest - April 2011