Bumble Bee

(This is a fictional poem) My damn wife did something awful to me. She gave me a sandwich that contained a bumble bee. When I took a bite, I got the shock of my life. It was then that I realized that I have a _____ for a wife. She did this just because I slept with her sister. For some reason it really pissed her. She somehow thinks that what I did was wrong. If she gets mad about adultery, how will she handle a real problem when it comes along? She thinks I'm a jerk just because I don't feel remorse. Can you believe that her mother actually suggested a divorce?