Brouhaha

The reunion that caused all of the zany brouhaha From a family kerfuffle with one humorless raw flaw It all went down quite swiftly, in a quick split lickety And ended outside in the hedges most thorn thickety A tray of food put cattywampus on the table by papa Slipped and fell in by our taradiddle called mama She was always a snip uppity and pinch or two persnickety Especially toward mad uncle Ed who's getting old and rickety As she landed on her derriere he let out a great guffaw We chuckled and chortled but soon saw our big faux paw She hurled everything at us from cups to fence white pickety We dodged and ran fast as we can it was quite a sticky wickety Flabbergasted brother Bob signaled to hurry with a caw caw Grampa ran by gramma and pinched her rump with Ooh la la She caught us all with a sprightly jump, hop and a skippety And threw us in that hedge like a wild flibbertigibbety This tale may be strewn with yickety yak and blah blah blah But that's how ma and pa caused all that wacky brouhaha January 28, 2023 Writing challenge B word poetry contest Sponsor Constance La France Theme : Brouhaha